There is no crack when you only have half of an ass

topic posted Sun, June 18, 2006 - 3:38 AM by  Goldilox
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So imagine that house music is your left butt cheek, and breakbeats is your right butt cheek. The crack is in the middle, right? So wouldn't that mean that a party without Crack House is only HALF ASS?

please, carry on....
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Goldilox
SF Bay Area
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    You know I am not big on saying I like one kind of music over another… But what Goldi says here is totally true. I went to a party that was all break beats --- and had a hard time getting my groove on (but that just could have been because I ate a big bowl of past before hitting the dance floor, what was I thinking) Anyway… I find that the more I go out dancing the more the Crack House school of thought rings true.

    Lesson one: “Some music is too hard, some music is too soft, but Crack House is juuust right”